[Playlist] What decent podcast clients should add support for
XSPF?
Ivo Emanuel Gonçalves
justivo at gmail.com
Sun Apr 1 22:46:00 UTC 2007
On 4/1/07, Lucas Gonze <lgonze at panix.com> wrote:
> I didn't find stats on client-side readers, but I know that iTunes is
> the overwhelming leader.
iTunes, uh? Well, I have just finished drafting a letter for Apple.
Here's how it goes.
>From Ivo-ellah Ar'rahman Ar'rhim To the Apple of the Jobs,
I do not foresee a good future for you and your company save your
acceptance of my terms and your submission to XSPF. There was a time
when your company ruled half the world, but see how now your sun has
set. On all fronts your armies have been defeated and your company is
condemned to extinction. I point out to you the path whereby you
might escape this fate. Namely, that you support XSPF in iTunes and
begin worshipping the one Penguin, the unique deity, the only Penguin
who created all that is. I bring you his message. Order your company
to cease the false worship of AAC and to join us, that they may join
the truth.
Worship the Penguin the creator of the world. Worship the Penguin and
accept XSPF as the path of salvation. End now your polytheistic ways
and become XSPF users so you may accept Penguin-u-Akbar as your
savior. This is the only way of securing your own survival and the
peace of your Apple. You will do this if you know what is good for
you and
for your Apple. Submission is your only option. Penguin-u-Akbar!
...
...
April Fools disclaimer.
I'll look into Juicer. If someone in the list wants to contact Apple
with a more formal letter, you'll be interested in the MailOgging
project at http://wiki.xiph.org/index.php/MailOgging
Penguin-u-Akbar!
-Ivo
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